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Fuckushima 

Exclamation when things continue to go drastically wrong on a nuclear scale. Aptly named after the Fukushima Nuclear facility in Japan.
A: Dude whats the matter?
B: I just got fired and on the way home I wrecked my car.
A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.

A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?

B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!
Fuckushima by WardrobeLamppost March 31, 2011

Fuckussion 

Concussion recieved during the act of sex. Usually resulting from a headboard, a fall from tables and/or counters or falls in the shower.
I got a fuckussion when my man drilled me into the headboard!
Fuckussion by moosie1972 June 30, 2012
A variation of "Focus". Often used by Facebook's Delicate Flower as she immitates someone she works with who has a strong accent. Also used by the "Fuckus in Fitness" group that spun off from Delicate Flower's page.
Today we must Fuckus on what's important.

This year I will Fuckus on fitness more.
Fuckus by DF Dammit December 31, 2014

fuckumental

"The Titanic was supposed to be virtually unsinkable and sunk in three hours because of a design flaw, that's fuckumental."
"How fuckumental, the Costa Concordia's Captain hit the rocks because he was showing off to his girlfriend."
'The client just wasted $100,000 on making a commercial they can't run? That's totally fuckumental."
fuckumental by The Don 74 February 15, 2017
short form of the term "Fuck them" or "Fuck 'em" shortened to one word.
They want a gram for $2? Fuckum!
Fuckum by Kaj Hiryun December 9, 2012