A girl who's name can also be Angie but looks like a lumber
jack man. She speaks with a monotone voice and resembles Paul Bunyan. She has a five o'clock
shadow that starts to show roughly around noon. She is known to date
rape men so they will become paralyzed and keep her company or find agates, and / or search for ginseng and moral mushrooms. She could actually also be called a he too. Also resembles Howard stern.