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noun.
Of the female gender. The ultimate insult to that sex. To be used in rare ocasions, when even the word cunt, bitch, or whore can't describe her.

cunt bitch whore
Gee whiz Justin, isn't my ex Alicia a real coose?
by Dedalus October 19, 2004
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Very wet, slimy pussy.


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After that coose, I need to wash my fingers. Or grab me a wet nap.
by T. J. June 19, 2006
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Her coose was wetter than a mexican's back
by jim jimson November 26, 2002
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A slang term meaning you are in complete bullshitery.
I was in coose by the teens yelling profanities at my dog and wife; I coosed the man because I ate his cat for dinner; I've been coosed.
by Stained Carpet April 2, 2020
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Verb (of questionable cornish origin): to go
Shall we coose?

Let's coose on down to the shop bey!

He's got his coose on!
by Coose on the loose! August 15, 2012
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Female come, that sticky slimy nasty shit that comes out of pussy, that goop that makes your hand all pruny.
Yo that chick I fingered was practically spraying coose.
by Alex owns you October 15, 2003
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look at his cooses!
by Anonymous July 26, 2003
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