woxof Share definition Flag the weather report abbreviation that means "indefinite ceiling zero, sky obscured, visibility zero, fog" but used to discribed somebody clueless or drunk. I had so many drinks Friday night I was WOXOF for the whole weekend. woxof by brassman October 4, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the woxof mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch