bizzurd 

Being both bizarre and absurd.

"You want me to eat what?! That's just bizzurd!"

bizzurd by trevelyan2001 January 30, 2003

bizurd 

a mixture of bizarre and absurd

The millionaires squid skin seat covers and cobra head stick shift struck me as rather bizurd.

bizurd by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009

bezzurd

if you been hard drunkn`

I'm bezzurd
If I'm bezzurd im drunkn`

bezzurd by rapspactular October 29, 2007

Bizzard 

A holy man of God!

Bizzard is righteous

Bizzard by No way 56890 April 20, 2020

bizzerd 

a kilogram of cocaine

"if you have 16, you can get a bizzerd"

bizzerd by Sizammer March 8, 2008

Bizzard 

A bitch lizard. An older woman with leathery skin from over exposure to the sun, usually while drunk. May be seen on a boat, floating down the river on an inner tube, at swap meets, the state fair, at various music festivals and buying more white wine or bud light at the corner store.

That old bizzard is drinking in the sun all day and shouting swears at the kids from her porch.

Bizzard by OldMetalHeart August 26, 2009

bizzard 

Person (usually female) in the twilight of youth. Showing signs of aging on account of enjoying a drop of the alcohol and staying out too late

Look at that old Bizzard in the corner (drunk, tired and probably emotional)
Happy birthday you old Bizzard (to friend celebrating not youthful birthday)

bizzard by Annie Potts July 24, 2006