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crassturbation

The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity
John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
crassturbation by derpymuffins June 18, 2014
to be crazy yet classy at the same time
Woah I cannot believe Diana did that she is so CRASSY!!
crassy by Donna Bobanna March 26, 2010
ADJ. Insult on someone or something. Crazy nasty. Disgusting.
She was eaten out by her dog. "That's crasty."
Crasty by SydsYeezy October 9, 2012
To act crazy in the most unclassy and disgusting manner
After Todd learned Amy cheated on him, he took a shit in her sock drawer to get back at her.

It was very crassly of him, although much deserved.
crassly by Tornadotan October 11, 2017

Crasstafarian 

A term used to describe someone who shares the same beliefs and is a fan of the Anarcho-Punk band CRASS.
Johnny is a crasstafarian.
Crasstafarian by EE Destroyer February 23, 2007
"Damn, that girl is fucken crasty!"
"Britany Mago is crasty!"
crasty by Polish Martin May 13, 2005