Winnits

Poo hangin from an unclean bum caught up in matted arse hair

i picked a whole bunch of Winnits from me bum the other day in the shower

by b1nn7 August 28, 2006

winnits

bits of shit that stick to your ass if you're a dirty bastard that doesnt wipe properly.

haha he's got winnits

by ass February 9, 2003

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

Winnits

dark, dried, un-wiped faeces attached to the outside of the anal area/on the anal hair.

"John, you seriously smell bad"
"Sorry, there wasn't enough toilet paper left; i got Winnits".
"What's that??"
"Basically, i have Dried Bum Crumbs".

by DannyCoonfishH October 21, 2010

Winnits

Small ball like, shit pieces hanging from the hairs of an uncleaned/dirty anus.

I licked the winnits of my ex girlfriend Lauren.

by Jack Oldfield N.Wales June 1, 2019

Winnits

The dry, flaky or crispy/crunchy pieces of excrement around the anus

Hi how are you? do you want to pick my winnits?

by jamesinoz November 25, 2007

Winnits

An internet virus that attacks chat rooms and football forums at large. The virus is developed to never leave its designated forum - bombarding it with relentless posts.

"Oh no, there's a winnits in our chat room"

by Alex C January 5, 2004