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poocumber 

A really, really, really large poo.
Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!
poocumber by afrodude June 23, 2006
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poocumber 

a large woman's dildo.
Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.
poocumber by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

poocumber 

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.
I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!
poocumber by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010

Poocumber 

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)
Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!
Poocumber by H3FTI January 8, 2013

Poocumber 

Poocumber- When a large poo is left in the bottom of the toilet by the previous occupant.
Stew- Peter, have you seen the size of the poocumber left in trap 1?

Peter- Jesus Christ, that must of tore his arse hole!
Poocumber by Wordwizard1989 March 1, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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