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Green Mountain College 

A private, co-ed, small liberal arts college located in Poultney, Vermont. Founded as the "Troy Conference Academy" by the Methodist Church in 1834. Green Mountain College (GMC as it is nicknamed by students) has had many incarnations over it's 175 year history. From Academy, to a very exclusive preppy-women's college, back to co-ed status, and since the mid 1990's focusing on environmentalism, and related movements.

Green Mountain students tend to study art, education, psychology, complaining, and griping. Everyone complains about the food being terrible yet they line up at every meal early and proceed to push and shove to get their share.

Students tend to be earthy, left-leaning, and entitled. Alums from all generations and stripes get all "misty-eyed" over their fun times at 'ol GMC. The campus is beautiful and inspiring in all of its incarnations and moods over the decades. A "Simon and Garfunkel" song come to life.

I'd go there.
Did you hear about Green Mountain College? No, it's not a head-shop, it's an actual college! No, no! It's not a bud-farm. No, they don't have a bong team (wink)! They have some really cool students, really groovy teachers and small campus that is in one of the best places on earth. In Vermont! For sure bro! Check it out holmes!

Green Mountain College 

1. noun: A private, small college in Poultney, VT that is the most awesome place in the whole universe. They get high, trip balls, and rage hard every day while working like hippies to save the environment (working like hippies meaning totally slacking, but getting shit done).

2. adjective: Someone who is a slacker, stoner, artist, and overall awesome person.
1. Green Mountain College is so cool, I'm definitely going to school there.

2. Wow, did you see her rip that bong? She's totally Green Mountain.

greensborough college

A scum filled school where teachers peer pressure students to turn up to bangerz and turn down class. It is full of dirty guys that are sexually experienced very young and girls that are casual cake face sluts with dresses up to their ass, have blotchy fake tan and ratty hair extensions. The teachers are mostly old and are disliked by all the students except the few good ones. Highly recommended that you don't attend this school!
Bro, she goes to greensborough college she's definitely a whore.
greensborough college by cunty1 April 21, 2017

Greensborough college

A school I went to that was so unbelievably cramped and noisy where nobody had basic respect, and just like greensborough primary, ignore bullying and misbehaving.
Student 1: I hate Greensborough college.
Student 2: Yep.
Greensborough college by Lilua January 11, 2022

College Duh-gree 

A highly overated piece of paper recieved by a student who completes four years or more of college with at least a C average in a specified field of study. Anybody with a pulse and a valid social security number can get one.
Mike: Hey I graduated, give me my College Duh-gree!
Dean: Here you go sucker, I mean future donating alumni.
Mike: Thanks, I feel superior already.
Dean: A Superior idiot maybe...I mean,uh,superior individual.
College Duh-gree by m1z_w1z_11 September 12, 2005

Greenwood college 

Greenwood is full of pussy kunts and ugly kunts that wont do anything
Jimmy: what school you go to
Jake: i go to greenwood college
Jimmy: wow mush be shit
Jake: yeeeee it is in year 11 and 12 everyone is still virgins its sad
Jake: ur mums gay lol
Greenwood college by Mikes my hunt February 14, 2018