bang cock

When a fellow tv viewer throws the remote to an unsuspecting couch partner who is relaxing, and intentionally hits him directly in the nuts. Usually the person with the remote asks a question referring to or containing the word Bangkok, but remote-to-balls contact must be achieved as the the word "BANGKOK" is uttered.

First time: "Have you ever been to Bang cock?" Now you have.
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock?
Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock"

bang cock by cro-magnum January 5, 2009

Get merch

Get the bang cock mug.

See more merch

Bang Cock

An act by which a victim is struck in the testicles after the assailant asks a question pertaining to the victim's knowledge of the city Bangkok or by which someone is struck in the testicles unprovoked and the assailant exclaims BANG COCK during the attack. In all cases the assailant will exclaim BANG COCK during the attack. Is a play on words pertaining to the capital city of Thailand which is Bangkok. Likely originated from peoples amusement with the name of the city sounding like "bang cock" and this amusement was then expressed in a physical act of throwing an object or striking, in some way, someones testicles while exclaiming the name of the city.

Bob: Hey bill do you know what the capital of Thailand is?
Bill: dude fuck you, not again..
Bob: **Strikes bill in the bag for the 3rd time** BANG COCK!!

Bang Cock by psyentist420 March 15, 2009

Get merch

bang cock

When a person hits a guy or girls in there dck and they are on the floor crying like a LiTTLE BITCH

Your mom bang cocked me with her mouth.

bang cock by anusmothafucka January 5, 2009

Get merch

Cock Bang

Pretty much just a dude that is so retarded and is such an asshole that every time they mutter a single word all you want to do is beat the living shit out of them

Human A: Dude I can't stand the Tobias kid.
Human B: I know. He is such a Cock Bang

Cock Bang by Mr. Frogman September 26, 2019