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crack money 

1) Money made from selling crack
2) Money stashed in your sock so dont lose it when gettin jacked
1) "Yo manz been out selling crack again i see"
"yea bruv, gots enough crack money for the benz now!"

2) "I gots crack money today, i aint taking no chances after being jacked last week ya heard"
crack money by farehams_pimp November 9, 2008

crackmonkey 

you fucking crackmonkey!
crackmonkey by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

crackmonkey 

Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.
"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"
crackmonkey by Your name December 8, 2003

crackmonkey 

a general outburst of frustration or anger. can be used in reference to a person, thing, or situation.
crackmonkey, my computer crashed!
you're such a crackmonkey!
crackmonkey by That One Girl January 22, 2003

crackmonkey 

any of the indigenous creatures dwelling within the grody, unpleasant anal regions of the person. Agitation of said creatures may result in unpleasant conditions and relations between the person and their ass.
Man, you are scratching yo' booty a bit much, there, Buddy. Is your crackmonkey irritated?
crackmonkey by Mr. P March 1, 2004