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stripper flu 

The Common Cold men recieve the day after visiting a strip club; often caused from sick girls going into work and passing the flu; sometimes passed from other sick guys going to strip clubs and passing the germs through the girls

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I got the worst case of stripper flu from that nasty lapdance I got last night.
stripper flu by jello79 October 20, 2007
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Stripper Flu 

The strongest flu known to man. It is a combination of three flu viruses spread by 3 different males to a stripper's breast, where the viruses mix to form a super virus.
James, "I am so sick I think I am dying."

Kyle, "You must have caught stripper flu again from one of your dirty whores!"
Stripper Flu by TuckDCconnect January 18, 2011

stripperfruit (Stripper Fruit) 

The scent or flavor that all exotic dancers spray themselves with before selling lap-dances.
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Patron: "Is that strawberry? Pomegranate? I can't quite pinpoint that smell"
Dancer: "It's stripperfruit. We have a pool of stripperfruit juice in the back that we go swimming in to make us more alluring. The moisture also helps the glitter stick to us better."

stripperfume

The perfume used to cover up the stank of two days of stripping without showering. AKA The Mexican shower for strippers. AAKA The paris hilton Perfume
That bitch at diamond dolls reeked of stripperfume.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026