dicker 

One who dicks around. A person who is procrastinating or otherwise doing something other than what they are supposed to be doing.

Quit dickin' around you dicker.

Man you've got 3 papers to write by tomorrow and you're playing computer games! You're such a dicker!

dicker by the annihilatrix October 9, 2007

dicker 

texan slang. to mess with, to play with.

Stop dickering with the a/c!

dicker by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

dicker 

A dumbass; a faggot.

That Dicker loves anal.

dicker by xxxxxxxxxkillyou November 10, 2006

dicker 

a verb meaning to satisfy or end an argument with the little woman.

" Don't argue with your wife, dicker"

dicker by Dewey Decimal August 31, 2006

dicker 

Someone who imposes their dicketry rather emphatically.

*Guy answers door*

Mormon 1: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Mormon 2: I concur, and I'd also like to add: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Guy who wishes he never answered the door: ... Dickers.

dicker by the amazing dr. ronzo August 13, 2010

Dicker 

A self-centered douche bag.

Did you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt, what a dicker.

Dicker by fricker dicker April 12, 2010

Dicker 

A "Dicker" is a person who manages to wank for hours without using lube. A Dicker can usually be identified by hard skin, or blisters on the palm of thier writing hand.

Ste: "Hey Paula, That Joe kid is such a Dicker, right?"
Paula: "Yeh, How does he do it?"

Dicker by JPSTE June 10, 2009