tortex 

A plectrum designed by the company Jim Dunlop. Its the same thing as Delrin. Tortex is a popular choice among musicians.

My Tortex picks keep wearing down!

tortex by Retardo September 21, 2003

Tortellini 

Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.

Beware for Tortellini is the most powerful of the archdemons.

Tortellini by Thoulur January 16, 2019

torterra 

Only the best Pokémon ever. If you think that another one is better, you are wrong.

P1: Dude, is that a Torterra
P2:Yeah my dude
P1:Ive pretty much lost already, here's the gym badge

torterra by thelambsauce February 9, 2017

Tormexting 

The act of continuously tormenting someone via text message

Tacy: I will be doing some drunken tormexting tonight

Wayne: I pissed off Tracy and she won't stop tormexting me

Tormexting by metalmulisha909 December 11, 2010

squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.

"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!

squidward tortellini by Spooky Jim Christmas December 31, 2016

alaskan tortellini 

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.

Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.

alaskan tortellini by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Tortellini Transition 

When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.

Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.

Tortellini Transition by DeadassMan January 18, 2017