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Someone who acts like a retard or a dumbass
Yo ur a fuckin bondu
Bondu by 604778fudu September 16, 2018
a dumb blonde moment; a flash of momentary stupidity; a brief mental lapse of judgement or memory
I'm such a bondu for forgetting my phone in the rest area bathroom!
bondu by sweater August 18, 2013
Bondu is a Tavlan word (local lingo), which means strong warriors wearing a gold chest plate. He has an huge traditional tattoo covering his entire body. They are now considered legends in the local culture because there was a perdition of this community because of globalization.
This Bondu used to be so strong.
Bondu by Bom Marlow October 1, 2016
Bondu means either cool or a really hot girl
Bondu is a noun
Man that sesh today was so bondu
Woah check it out bondu at nine o'clock
bondu by Junt Stunt September 30, 2007
Man that bondu you hooked up with last night was so tight
Yo were going to such a bondu party tonight its going to be Killah
bondu by Junt Stunt October 2, 2007

Bondage Ceremony 

Bondage Ceremony is the Matrimony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership (a.k.a. Barriage) with at least 2 individuals (Also known as: Bubby & Bifey - Please see definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Ceremony or a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage Partnership unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this Barriage is for a LIFETIME or MULTIPLE LIFETIMES (Please see: Soulmates) in FOREVER lasting love.

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership: A Bondage Ceremony is an important vow to conduct If you & your partner feel that: Marriage = Divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available. There is NO Divorce after a Bondage Ceremony has been completed.

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following: Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>: (Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
William & Amanda had their Bondage Ceremony on November 28th 2015.

Their Bondage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and they had so many guests attending the ceremony!