scurlocked

This happens if you get really wasted at a party and end up in bed with a lumpy sausage-shaped woman. When you scurry to the door you find that it is locked (hence scur+locked) and only she has the key. Thus you end up spending the night with said lumpy sausage woman. Shame on you.

Guy1: Fuck I was so high last nite I ended up with Fannie. I tried to leave but got scurlocked!
Guy2: Ahh sorry to hear that, dude. Theres some Lysol over there.

by naknumm August 29, 2007

sherlocked

to have developed a product and just started shipping it, only to have Apple come along and provide exactly the same functionality in a system update. It happened to Karelia Software twice. Once with Sherlock and again with iWeb.

I'll bet the Pro HDR folks groaned and got drunk after the Apple event yesterday where they showed the HDR functionality built in to the OS. They got Sherlocked!

by franketh September 2, 2010

cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

Spurlocked

To be unceremoniously canned for failing to meet the terms of your employment using unsuitable tactics.

"better watch out lest you get spurlocked"

by StarfishKiller October 15, 2019

Sherlocked

To be a fan of the BBC 2010 Sherlock TV series created by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss.
Originate from series 2 episode 1 "A Scandal in Belgravia" where:
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*spoiler alert*
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when combine with the 4 characters password screen:
"I AM **** LOCKED"
with the password SHER becomes:
"I AM SHERLOCKED"

Fan 1: I am so hook on this new Sherlock series that I am Sherlocked.
Fan 2: Even though it take them more than a year to release 3 episodes, I am still so totally Sherlocked.
Fan 3: I was Sherlocked before it was ever popular.

by SRain January 31, 2012

Sherlocked

To be completely enthralled with the BBC drama 'Sherlock' (a modern story of Sherlock Holmes).
The term can also be used when referring to a love of Sherlock Holmes in general but it usually references the BBC program.

It also can mean being covered in references to the program as well as looking similar to a prop from the program.

"I showed 'Sherlock' to my sister and now she's totally sherlocked."

"After downloading all those new Cumberbatch wallpapers, my phone is completely sherlocked."

"Moffat and Gatiss are the most sherlocked blokes in the world."

by JimfromIT February 5, 2012

Sherlocked

To be surrounded by lesser mortals with lower intellects than your own, thus finding yourself aggravated when things which are basic to you, are seemingly difficult for others to understand.

Please stop asking me. It's a simple concept.

God, I feel so Sherlocked.

by DeathlessLegion March 8, 2014