Internet
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Internet by 4657745567 December 10, 2006
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a place where 2930 pound 13 year old girls can pretend to be a slim 100 pound 18 year old with doudble D breast.
Internet by 60kaerfsmis August 27, 2003
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Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?
internet by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008
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A large group of people saying random bullshit to a bunch of random asshats who don't give a flying fuck.
"Oh shit dude, just did my laundry."
"Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!"
"I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"
"Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!"
"I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"
Internet
The world's largest network of computers. The Internet used to be a very valuable source of information; but is now full of scammers, advertisements, harmful software, idiots, trolls, domain squatters, advertisements, pornography and a lack of coherent sentences.
There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are:
1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames.
2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?
There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are:
1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames.
2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?
Josh posted a thread on a forum he often visits about how much he thinks Halo sucks. After seeing the post, several members flamed Josh and he was eventually banned for posting threads about those members. Josh became angry and decided to edit/add Wikipedia articles about the members and the forums and his IP address was subsequently banned from Wikipedia. After seeing the articles about them, the members in question distributed Josh's e-mail address through the forums, instructing all the users to send him hate e-mails for being an asshole. Josh's e-mail inbox was flooded with hate e-mails and spam and Josh suffered a panic attack and later terminated his Internet account.
Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.
Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.
Internet by Grammar_Nazi January 25, 2008
internet
The name of our alien overlord. The one that the government uses to control it's people, they keep it in the basement of the White House.
"All hail! Internet!"