Pseudofuzz 

Any cars parked or abandoned in the median in a manner similar to speed traps; cars with ski-racks, bike-rikes, any motorcylces that get behind your car, and motorcyles in general approaching in the other lane---that cause immediate, brief anxiety and elevated hearbeat over what speed you're driving and trigger instant, involuntary foot braking.

I put on my brakes and spilled my coffee because I was overspeeding but it was just pseudofuzz.

Pseudofuzz by Kevin Jenkins July 13, 2007

pseudofuck

The opposite of "actual fuck"

What the actual fuck?! (Not to be confused with the pseudofuck)

pseudofuck by theskepticaloptimalist March 21, 2021

pseudofuck

when you say something so pseudo-scientific its called a pseudofuck

person 1:The sun is a hoax!
person 2:You fucking pseudofuck.

pseudofuck by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA January 15, 2021