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monophobia 

"I have Monophobia, the fear of being alone."
monophobia by wordhandler October 7, 2017

Monophobia 

The name for the fear of being alone at night. someone who is this is called a monophobic.
im staying at mark's because i have monophobia
Monophobia by hamghetti... September 28, 2006

mongophile 

One who admires or derives pleasure from (sexually or otherwise) mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.
A: Dude, why are you running with a bunch of retards, you some kind of mongophile?
B: Hey, I just need a little extra protection, and don't want them knowing what's going down.
mongophile by biggs33 June 10, 2007

Morgophobia 

The little girl had a case of morgophobia; she could not stand the sight of the shirtless firefighter that came to her classroom.
Morgophobia by Rex Rainmaker December 2, 2010

momophobe 

a momophobe is a person scared of moms.
your a momophobe?!=O
momophobe by heck August 4, 2007

mongohole 

A mysterious weather pattern that has repeatedly caused a man's wallet to disappear without trace, usually ocurring while the man is drunk on russian vodka.
Mate.1 - "Holy fuck Ansen you've lost your wallet on the train from Siberia to Mongolia, that's pretty fucked up."

Mate.2 - "Yeh I heard on the news that the mongohole was heading our way, but didn't realise it would hit so early!"

Mate.1 - "You knob"

Mate.2 *Headbutts the wall*
mongohole by bobby rooney May 23, 2008