I love me some Smorz Cereal.
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The procedural drink of mixing a shot of gluten-free German lager with a French wine pairing, by dropping the shotglass into the wineglass, much like with a "Jägerbomb" or "Irish Car
Bomb", after which the glass is to be chugged and a whistle is to be blown intensely, while spinning your head randomly and covering your ears with your hands. This drink is considered to be elegantly cultural.
Bomb", after which the glass is to be chugged and a whistle is to be blown intensely, while spinning your head randomly and covering your ears with your hands. This drink is considered to be elegantly cultural.
I am not chugging beer! I am sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a smorgaswine and it's elegantly cultural.
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Kol: *Makes hawk noises*
Paul Sforza: KOL, SHANE, MARVIN, JUSTIN, AND ANDREW GET OUT! STUPID STUDENTS, NEVER COME BACK TO MY CLASS. TEACH YOURSELVES HISTORY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!
Paul Sforza: KOL, SHANE, MARVIN, JUSTIN, AND ANDREW GET OUT! STUPID STUDENTS, NEVER COME BACK TO MY CLASS. TEACH YOURSELVES HISTORY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!
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Get the Paul Sforza mug.A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
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You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.
You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.
You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
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