An exclusive relationship between two people, who are often far apart. When together they have lots of sexual intercourse, while enjoying the company of the other.
When you're better than everyone at everything in your own mind. A person so smug they are better than all of their closest friends. No matter how hard you try you can only live in this person's shadow.
Steven - "Can you believe Jared is Snavels at a time like this?"
Kurt - "He is like that all the time, just ignore him."
Steven - "That is a little hard to do when I sleep in the same bed as him."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"