scratchers 

northern irish term for bed

i couldnt get out of my scratchers this morning

scratchers by stuart reid April 4, 2007

cunt scratchers

A crude terminology for ones fingers, most often used by bogans or workers in a trade-type evironment.

Oi Andy, wrap your cunt scratchers around this fridge... it's fuckin heavy and i need some help lifting it

cunt scratchers by Capalaba scum October 8, 2007

neck-scratchers

Late night crackheads on the street.
They often scratch their necks while begging fo money.

Dude , I HATE walkin home from the club district. That area is full of neck-scratchers.

neck-scratchers by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004

Crab Scratchers

A slang term for one's hands

Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.

Crab Scratchers by KKK612 March 12, 2008

tab-scratchers 

The term to use when you tear the tab off your can of pop before you're done drinking it, which gives you an urge to stick your tongue in the newly-made hole while drinking it.

Your tongue eventually gets an uncomfortable cut from rubbing against the sharp edges and touching the aluminum tab that hangs down in the can of pop, and you get tab-scratchers.

You: Hey, what's wrong?

Person: Gah, my tongue is killing me! I stuck it in the hole of my vintage Pepsi Throwback and now I'm stuck with this cut! Ahh, it hurts so bad!

You: Yeah, I know how it feels to have tab-scratchers.

tab-scratchers by isochronismisms! June 16, 2009

cock scratchers 

Another name for your hands scratching your dirty cock. What you don't want touching your potato chips!

Keep your cock scratchers off of my food!

cock scratchers by Madness18 January 23, 2018

crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.

Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.

crab scratchers by dglarn May 4, 2019