The best fuckin dance in the entire planet, because it was invented by Grandmaster Serj Tankian.
"Bow down before the King while he does his Serj Dance, and if you don't bow i'll light your mommy's saggy tits on fire, and make you put out the flames with your tongue you bitch," said Daron Malakian. Everyone learn the Serj Dance.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.