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chapstick 

something I lose in a matter of 10 seconds
"shit, I just lost my 5th chapstick this week"

chapstick 

a tube of a substance that relieves dry chapped lips. one of the most addictive substances known to man kind. addictions to said substance rival that of crack.

To satisfy chaptick addictions, individuals will often ask their friends if they have chapstick. Be wary of said individuals because hpv can live on chapstick for thirty minutes, and you dont want an std.

When chapstick is lost, used up, or stolen an addict will display a few of the following withdrawl symptoms:
extreme dry lips
redness surrounding the mouth
constant licking of lips
patting of lips with water
irritability
anger
sorrow
and sometimes death

if you or a friend is addicted to chapstick, good luck.
Tom: hey whats that in your pocket?

Tori: umm.... my chapstick

Tom: but i thought you had chapstick in your backpack

Tori: oh thats just my back-up

Tom: weird
chapstick by lescori January 27, 2009

Chapstick 

Sexual term when a man can't quite fit it in right away he takes the tip of his penis and rubs it against a woman's vagina (lips) until moist like a stick of Chapstick.
My girl was so tight I had to give her the Chapstick before entering her.
Chapstick by Hal Em Dog November 9, 2012

chapstick 

Another word for idiot/someone who's mean/rude, as used by the character of 'Sid' in the popular TV series 'Skins'.

Synonyms: idiot, fool, twat, wanker, tosser.
"...and I've been SUCH a fuckin' chapstick."
chapstick by SophieGlitterwhip February 17, 2008

Chapstick 

Something that Tomura Shigaraki from MHA or BNHA needs.
Person A: hey you know chapstick?
Person B: Yeah Shigaraki really needs some.
Shigaraki: SCREEEEEEEE
Chapstick by Shamelessimp January 10, 2021

chapstick 

Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.
Grrr...I'm outta chappy and my lips are killing me!
chapstick by Jag III November 13, 2004