A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.
I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!
by Phuqit November 11, 2006
Get the Shtork mug.Storkel originate from the Swedish word "storlek" (size), but accidentally misspelled. A Swedish website later appeared, which quotes the original chat log where storkel originates from.
Storkel has two definitions:
Firstly, the more common use for it means "great party" or something within those boundaries. This definition was born on the Anjunabeats Forums, where storkel quickly was adopted among the users.
Explained: "Great" used as an adjective for party meaning that it's a good party rather than bad.
"Huge" is also an acceptable translation.
Secondly, the lesser used form is Stor-Kel, which is derived from one Swedish word that is made up from two words ("Stor" and "Kel") meaning "great amount of cuddling".
Explained: "Great" used as a size adjective for "amount".
"Cuddling" used as a verb describing the action.
Storkel has two definitions:
Firstly, the more common use for it means "great party" or something within those boundaries. This definition was born on the Anjunabeats Forums, where storkel quickly was adopted among the users.
Explained: "Great" used as an adjective for party meaning that it's a good party rather than bad.
"Huge" is also an acceptable translation.
Secondly, the lesser used form is Stor-Kel, which is derived from one Swedish word that is made up from two words ("Stor" and "Kel") meaning "great amount of cuddling".
Explained: "Great" used as a size adjective for "amount".
"Cuddling" used as a verb describing the action.
by Endemism May 2, 2010
Get the storkel mug.The feeling of being uncontrollably high. Everything around you is majestic and you're too happy to function. The feeling can only be achieved through massive intake of marijuana smoke. Not to be confused with "rackle knocked", pickle storked is a feeling of pure stonedom; It is not achievable when cross-faded.
by stonedasagoat December 11, 2011
Get the Pickle Storked mug.When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.
John: Where did you get that bruise?!
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011
Get the Crouching Stork mug.Shork is a ferocious being who will bite you if you’re not careful, but even if you are, you’ll still get bitten anyway.
by shorkfood September 13, 2020
Get the Shork mug.A sexual predator who finds his way inside your sister, only to finish with her and begin destroying your mom's asshole. He is fast. His dick is massive. And he penetrates like no other.
What happened to your sister? She was leaking everywhere today!
Oh yeah, a mad stork hit up my house the other day. Got my mom, AND my sister.
Oh yeah, a mad stork hit up my house the other day. Got my mom, AND my sister.
by Beardo69 January 14, 2015
Get the mad stork mug.(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite May 21, 2011
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