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saddlebags

Sheesh! I have seen this phrase misused a few times now (even in Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus!). Let me clear things up:
Saddlebags is a word to describe the bulging areas of fat on the upper outer thighs of ladies, in a way that resembles saddle bags being carries on a horse.
The expression was used in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I can't remember exactly how though. It was something along the lines of:
Melissa Robinson claims she isn't fat. Ace says something along the lines of "yeh, whatever you say, saddlebags!"
saddlebags by Bill-Car April 17, 2006
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Saddlebags

Refers to excess fat on human thighs -onside area.
Saddlebags can be, and often are removed with liposuction.
Saddlebags by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022

saddlebags

Large, pendulous labia.
That chick had pissflaps like saddlebags.
saddlebags by Ron R. May 29, 2003

Saddlebags

sad·dle·bag(s) (sdl-bg) n.
1. To drape your scrotum over a person's face in such a manner so that one testicle would lay on one side of the nose, and the other testicle lays on the opposite side.

That chick I took home with me last night?
Shit Dude, I don't know, I was ripped.... All I remember was giving her saddlebags, making motorcycle noises, then I think I blasted one in her face.
Hey, why is my eye black?
Saddlebags by JD Fort November 9, 2008

saddlebags

My friend Fat Rob has saddlebags.
saddlebags by The skinny Rob July 17, 2007

saddlebags

One who has saggy breasts
Claire has saddlebags.
saddlebags by Zack and Bryce December 16, 2002

saddlebags

A species of girl whose presents temporarily turns a man gay. This is usually noticeable due to a large sigh emitted from the male. If ever under the presents of a "saddlebags" run fast in the opposite direction and hope for a good win!

Also known as saddles
Hey did you see that girl walk by?
"sighs"
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Damn that chick is a real saddlebags
saddlebags by Donnymdw February 20, 2009