This is an expansion on the commonly used term retard. more exclusively a shorter version of the excellent remark of F+++IN RETARD. This can be used in a wide variety of situations and is just down right hilarious.

person #1: "Hey so have you talked to soandso today?

you: "God, I hope not! last time I called him that FUCTARD talked forever and wouldnt let me off the phone!"

OR ... Man, stop acting like such a FUCTARD.

Fuctard by -HatersMadeMeFamous- February 26, 2010

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Fuctard

The waste of carbon and oxygen that refers to itself as United Spammers on UD.

Why the hell do we still have to put up with this little fuctard? Can't someone get it's IP address and block it from here permanently?

Fuctard by Misty Dawn January 13, 2009

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FUCTARD

Someone who is just being retarded for no apparent reason.

-or-

When someone does something really stupid and you can't find a word to describe it.

So I was watching when Joe walked into a door, while looking at that chick from accounting. What a fuctard.

FUCTARD by Wattz September 20, 2009

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fuctard

Person that uses a chat room to be exactly what they can never be in real life.

A fat,junkie, alcoholic car salesman that fancies himself a sugar daddy.
An emasculated male that has his life dictated by his domineering mate.

fuctard by Sonny IV Burnett August 11, 2003

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