Dougus
Dougus by Dylan Elliott November 6, 2008
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Dougstep
A type of musical cacophany that is made when a tweaker tries to mix drum and bass tunes with trance, relying on substandard mp3 mixing software, whilst throwing insults and random insanities into soulseek chatrooms.
The lack of concentration often associated with overt meth use, and general fiddling with faders that don't need fiddling with, causes the listener to hear noises that can best be described as the same noise as grinding a cat over a typewriter, whilst banging your face repeatedly into an iron spike.
The random volume changes and trainwrecking induce symptoms akin to vomiting, nausea and diarrhoea. Some more unfortunate people have been known to commit suicide after listening to a Dougstep mix..
The lack of concentration often associated with overt meth use, and general fiddling with faders that don't need fiddling with, causes the listener to hear noises that can best be described as the same noise as grinding a cat over a typewriter, whilst banging your face repeatedly into an iron spike.
The random volume changes and trainwrecking induce symptoms akin to vomiting, nausea and diarrhoea. Some more unfortunate people have been known to commit suicide after listening to a Dougstep mix..
Schlongus Dongus
Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".
Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.
Schlongus Dongus by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010
Dogussy
Dogussy by IDKWHYIMAWAKE January 6, 2022