burrista 

Noun: a professional skilled in the exquisite art of burrito assembly. The masculine equivalent is "burristo."

Burristas are charged with the task of warming the tortilla, filling, and wrapping the burrito.

Burrista: Sour cream and cheese for you, sir?
Customer: Yes, both please.

Customer 1: Damn. I hate when I get this burrista.
Customer 2: Why?
Customer 1: Bitch always skimps on the guac.

burrista by chipotlefreak29 September 30, 2011

burrista 

One who performs the art of burrito making proffessionaly and expertly. They can be found in many places, typically behind the counter of your neighborhood Chipotle.

The burrista made my burrito exceptionally well today.

burrista by StephenHeart September 12, 2006

Burristo

A Burrito Artist, one who makes/prepares burritos in a fast food environment, the Mexican Fast Food equivalent of a Barista.
Applies to either gender, based on employment.

"Hey man did you see that Burristo gave me extra sour cream and didn't even charge me"

"The Burristo asked all my friends how their meal was but not me, the Burristo bummed me out"

Burristo by Superfan GIO April 10, 2013

burrital 

Of, or pertaining to, a burrito.

After going to Chipotle, Wilma experienced a level of burrital stimulation she had never experienced before.

burrital by Jetty Pattman January 17, 2009

burpista 

A person who usually serves espresso, but burps into your coffee with a straw to make it frothy

Ana: My next door Starbucks just hired a new burpista. The coffee tastes better now.

burpista by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

burrital climax 

The feeling of extreme pleasure and borderline orgasm experienced either during or after the consumption of a Chipotle burrito. Does not occur in tragic incidences of blueburrito.

I reached burrital climax as I finished my Chipotle burrito, a warm sensation of orgasm controlling my muscles and sending me into a deep, vigorous full body spasm.

burrital climax by Jetty Pattman January 17, 2009

Budrista 

Analogous to a person who is highly trained in the field of coffee, a budrista is educated in the realm of medicinal marajuana. An apothecarian educated in the various strains of medical marijuana.

Upon hearing of Mr. Ackerman's glaucoma, the budrista efficiently supplied the appropriate strain.

Budrista by Manny Mota January 29, 2010