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Sock Job 

Similar to a Pink Sock, but much much better!
Once a Pink Sock has been performed,as in it's definition and your load left inside, affix a rubberband to the base of the pink beast, and get your partner in crime to suck it all out.
Mac_G: "Hey Josh, You wanna have a Sock Job today?"

Josh: Oh yes please, only this time take your dentures out, don't wanna burst the hoemroids again.
Sock Job by Mac_G September 11, 2006
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seattle sock job 

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.
my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job
seattle sock job by milwwi53215 October 31, 2007

Pink Sock Blow Job 

The act of cleaning a pink sock before reinserting it back into the anus.
"After I gave her a pink sock, I had to give her a pink sock blow job. That shit has to be clean or it will get infected."
Pink Sock Blow Job by Santorum fairy December 14, 2011
The act of rubbing your feet on a penis while wearing socks, preferably to the point of causing an orgasm.
Man, Katie had on the cutest socks last night, and gave me a hellacious sockjob!
sockjob by Pontious November 28, 2004
The art (yes, ART) of stroking a man's organ to the point of audible pleasure, but entirely with one's sock-clad feet.
Jamar - "Man, my girl had on them sweet nylon socks last night and they was just drivin' me wild! I couldn't stop sniffin' 'em!"

Tayshon - "Then what?"

Jamar - "She milk me wit' 'em! So silky soft, the ceilin' was drippin' wit' ma DNA!"

Tayshon - "So she give you a sockjob?"

Jamar - "Hell yeah! Like you ain't know, brotha!"
sockjob by SockLUVVA89NIGGAwut January 16, 2009
when someone uses their socked feet to masturbate someone elses penis. similar to a foot job
Jake convinced his girlfriend to give him a sockjob.
He came all over her socks.
Sockjob by sockwiki June 20, 2010

Seattle SockJob 

You tie your lady up and after taking a laxative you shit in a sock and beat her with it.
Seattle SockJob by tennrattler February 27, 2003