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douchebag febreeze 

When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.
brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro

tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?

brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down

brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!

-brad & tj walk into club-

sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!

Febreze shower 

When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.
Brandon was running late for class, so he settled for a Febreze shower.
Febreze shower by Chef B October 28, 2008

febreze it 

An act in which one sprays febreze or smell good sprays in an attempt to cover the smell of smoke or other parent disapproved things.
I just smoked a huge blunt and now my car smells I have got to FEBREZE IT.
febreze it by MAXXY B October 26, 2008
The thing you spray in a room after smoking weed so your parents/who ever don't know.
Hurry up and spray that febreze, my mom will be home soon.
febreze by stonerchick September 9, 2008
What stank people use instead of perfume.
Marc: Mmmm I love your perfume - Dior?

Jennifer: No, Melon Burst!

I love Febreze.
febreze by Carmina> May 11, 2007

Febreeze Grenade 

The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.
I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.