Homo's Law
The subjective notion that the number of available gay men for dating in another city, state or country is greater than the pool of available gay men in that person's location.
Karsh: "I just found a cute guy in Outer Mongolia!"
Dre: "Aren't there any decent guys where you live in Atlanta?"
Karsh: "Nope...all the good ones live far away."
Dre: "Homo's Law."
Dre: "Aren't there any decent guys where you live in Atlanta?"
Karsh: "Nope...all the good ones live far away."
Dre: "Homo's Law."
Homo's Law by Karsh and Dre August 12, 2007
Related Words
Homo's Dozen
EX 1:
Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine
Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homo's dozen if we take just 1.
EX 2:
Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homo's dozen
Steele: What a bunch of tools.
Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine
Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homo's dozen if we take just 1.
EX 2:
Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homo's dozen
Steele: What a bunch of tools.
Homo's Dozen by Avoca21 July 14, 2010
Homo's revenge
When a group of mean faggots rape a beautiful young homo, then they find their victim's positive HIV test form while robbing their victim.
Larry, John, and three other faggots rape Andy, the young homo, moving into their homo neighborhood. They rob Andy only to Andy's HIV positive test form. All the butt Pirates die eventually. Hollywood makes a gripping movie about it called The Homo's Revenge: One asshole too far!
Homo's revenge by queensburykid October 16, 2022
hogan's homo's
This is what happened to Colonel Hogan and the rest of his G.I.s after they were never rescued from Colonel Klink's Stalag 13 concentration camp.
Sergeant Schultz!! Did you witness colonel hogan buttfucking Kinchlo? Did you see 'hogan's homo's' in action??
Sgt. Schultz replies, "I SAW NOTHING!! NOTHING!!'
Sgt. Schultz replies, "I SAW NOTHING!! NOTHING!!'
hogan's homo's by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
Schrodinger's homo
When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."
Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."
Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"
Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"
Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
Schrodinger's homo by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022
Homo Sovieticus
The term is pseudo-Latin/dog Latin and a sarcastic reference to the average Joe lived in the Soviet Union and considered by political zealots as the next level of evolution of humanity, nor is this creature of the Marxist social experiment by any means extinct.
In reality the homo sovieticus was an inactive and submissive tool who waded and queued up in the bureaucratic shit creek and whose main characteritics were drunkenness, complete passivity and who contempt for work and common property and avoided all personal responsibility. Activity occurred in the aforementioned boozing and the theft of common property, in the latter case, the stolen goods were sold and this additional income was used for the goods avaiable on the black markets at high prices due to chronic shortages of certain goods.
Sovok was also an extreme ignoramus who believed uncritically everything what the government's propaganda said, otherwise the coercive power, though with the help of barbed wire, would have collapsed sooner.
Homo sovieticus will never admit any wrongdoings they have done and will never compensate for the damages - in that respect it is consistent, nor have the Mongols done so though they squatted the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium.
Today nothing essential hasn't changed in a mindset of homo post-sovieticus because it is in their genes and Putler's propaganda machinery provides information to the extent that independent thinking is unnecessary.
In reality the homo sovieticus was an inactive and submissive tool who waded and queued up in the bureaucratic shit creek and whose main characteritics were drunkenness, complete passivity and who contempt for work and common property and avoided all personal responsibility. Activity occurred in the aforementioned boozing and the theft of common property, in the latter case, the stolen goods were sold and this additional income was used for the goods avaiable on the black markets at high prices due to chronic shortages of certain goods.
Sovok was also an extreme ignoramus who believed uncritically everything what the government's propaganda said, otherwise the coercive power, though with the help of barbed wire, would have collapsed sooner.
Homo sovieticus will never admit any wrongdoings they have done and will never compensate for the damages - in that respect it is consistent, nor have the Mongols done so though they squatted the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium.
Today nothing essential hasn't changed in a mindset of homo post-sovieticus because it is in their genes and Putler's propaganda machinery provides information to the extent that independent thinking is unnecessary.
"Russian tourists seem to be miserable drivers."
"Sure, it's because of their Homo Sovieticus inheritance, cars are relatively new vehicles for them - they used to travel abroad by tanks when liberated oppressed nations."
"Sure, it's because of their Homo Sovieticus inheritance, cars are relatively new vehicles for them - they used to travel abroad by tanks when liberated oppressed nations."
Homo Sovieticus by O. W. Tongueincheek August 1, 2021