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1. a whiny little bastard who annoys the hell out of virtually everyone

2. a tech nerd who has been identified as a blatant homosexual

3. a tech nerd who you generally do not like
"Dude, that computer teacher is a homotech."
by chris logan August 27, 2006
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homotechsual

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People who are expert in using only one type of technology and use it only and are not open to try or use anything else.

"Apple Fanbois"
Homotechsuals are fucking noobs..
by deadp00li0 September 25, 2018
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homo tech

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(aka 'homo technical foul') A penalty awarded to an athlete, friend, or random person for committing an act deemed to be stupid and/or homo in nature. In basketball, it is more severe than both the regular technical foul and the flagrant foul (levels I and II)

Accrual of 3 homo techs may result in the barring of a person from a venue or specific location, per public consent. Every homo tech thereafter must go before a review panel comprised of a 3 member tribunal to be known as the War Cabinet. Any person subjected to the tribunal is required to wear a helmet constructed out of concrete in order to represent the dunce-headed thinking he/she exhibited while committing such fouls.
EX 1: Dwayne Wade was awarded a Homo Tech by Fred for getting away with a travelling violation during the 2006 NBA Finals versus the Dallas Mavericks. He has 2 remaining.

EX 2: Unneccesary pluralization of otherwise singular words may result homo tech(s) depending on how many words in the phrase were pluralized.
by Kruzer October 16, 2006
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homotachi

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derived from the japanese word "tomodachi" meaning friend, a homotachi is a quite homosexual friend.
what is up my homotachi?
by BeastieGames January 21, 2017
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A person whose primary emotional or aesthetic attraction is toward technology itself— machine, machines, systems, code, circuitry— not merely as tools, but as objects of fascination, devotion, or even affection.
He claimed he was only upgrading his setup for “performance reasons,” but the candlelit unboxing ceremony made his homotechual tendencies difficult to deny.
by Ballzeigh February 19, 2026
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Hometech

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Home-tech, is known as someone who is jobless and plays video games everyday.
Any Hometech people online?
Hometech is online.
by It's_a_Cole_World May 18, 2021
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