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ass skirt 

1. a small tuft of hair surrounding the anus that resembles a skirt
2. Incomplete Brasilian bikini wax
"I was going down on this chick last night and looked down from her cooch only to find an ass skirt below. She needs to spend mo' money on her wax job."
ass skirt by Blaze It Up! April 21, 2008
When the girl your sleeping with takes your shirt and puts it under her ass while your fucking in hopes of no leaving evidence on her relatives, boyfriend, or sisters bed.
Self-Explanitory After Defination Is Read. Ass Shirt
Ass Shirt by Cherubrock March 26, 2011

t-shirt ass 

a girl that has a flat ass, resembling the long flatness of a t shirt.
Ay yo shawty, u aint cute, let me get my shirt back, cause u gots a t-shirt ass

Crusty no new shirt havin ass 

When your name is evan and you wear the same shirt for 3 weeks at work with the same brown stain and stink like a hobo.
Yo, that dickhead evan is a crusty no new shirt havin ass.

that shirt shows ass 

When someone's shirt is too short or rides up and their ass shows. Not a compliment.
Don't get me started on that getup. That shirt shows ass.