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g.p.m.`s 

gulps per minute, gushes per minute, the act of one swallowing sperm
a b.j. that results in a good dosage of orgasm that is swallowed is refered to as a g.p.m.`s
g.p.m.`s by goonee February 4, 2010

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P 

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant
I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c 

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card
Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c
1.An acronym meaning "Girls, Money, Pussy".
The title of a Baltimore Street gang who uses the acronym as a reference to the redundant behavior of a "G".
Only persisting of people who "Go Hard".

2.Great Mandarin Punch. An alias for GMP members.

3.Pertaining or referencing someone who "goes hard", or an act of "go hardness".
1.Bill:"Dem niggas go hard"
Tom:"They must be reppin' G.M.P.!"

2.Cop:"What's this G.M.P."
GMP Member:"Oh, that just means great mandarin punch."

3.G.M.P. Bitch!
G.M.P. by Mike Trajudo January 18, 2010

N.P.G.M.F. 

No Pussy Gettin Mother Fucker
Tom spends all his spare time playing world of warcraft after a long day at the local photocopying place, while on the weekends he occasionally enjoys the local comic convention. Tom is such an N.P.G.M.F. that if a girl asked him if she could wet his whistle back at his place, he would think she was tryin to buy him a drink and crash out.
N.P.G.M.F. by Cristo_ March 14, 2008

N.P.G.M.F 

Non Pussy Getting Mutha Fuckers
Look at those N.P.G.M.F. There in the club, dress to to kill. They have no swagger, no idea how to approach women. Hoping there nice close and hairstyle will help lure women to them. Never getting any action whatsoever .
N.P.G.M.F by Psychokilla64 August 5, 2023