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cross-stitch 

Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.
he never hit puberty, he just cross-stitches
cross-stitch by CNubb July 16, 2006

Cross Stitch 

Cross stitch 🤞🏻when you get stitched from your vag to your butthole after giving birth because it ripped your shit.
Tight butthole doesn’t apply because it’s been cross stitched.

I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch.
Cross Stitch by chickey85 March 22, 2019

Columbian cross stitch 

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.
I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

Crossstitched 

When Sue gets drunk and high, she is crossstitched.
Sue didn't spake because she was too crossstitched. Brady agreed.
Crossstitched by Jawsluv February 8, 2024
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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