Table Ass 

A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.

That 'hoes got a table ass.

Table Ass by B. King July 13, 2006

End Table Ass 

A girl with an Applebottom, or huge ass so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks

I put my beer on Donna's End Table Ass while i was hitting it from the back

End Table Ass by sose July 24, 2004

End Table Ass 

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

End Table Ass by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008

End Table Ass 

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

End Table Ass by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008

table top ass 

When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.

Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!

table top ass by blondiemclicious February 6, 2012

ass table 

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

ass table by Edward July 9, 2004

Ass Table 

a chair

*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!

Ass Table by PottyWala May 20, 2015