shartzilla

one who sharts in his/her pants

hey shartzilla! go check your pants!

by kristlei June 12, 2006

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Shartillery

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.

Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

by WorldsLargestMangina23 April 21, 2013

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shartillary

Rapid fire pebble dashing on the back of the toilet. Akin to artillery fire but from your ass.

I launched a major shartillary attack on the back of the porcelain just now. Annihilated the back of the pan.

by Biker1844 January 7, 2023

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Shitzilla

Unloading a massave turd in the toilet

Damn that was Shitzilla

by Aidan Mowat February 16, 2005

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The dildo of all dildos. Basically that special dildo that makes a girl (or guy.. if you're into that shit) insta-gasm. Shaftzillas are usually rather large, they fuck shit up, and they get the job done.

"Omg, my boyfriend had me out in like 5 seconds.. almost as good as my ShaftZilla!"

by BasicallyFemalesEverywhere May 16, 2010