Splatey

slur used agaist retards

"dawg 25x85 is 100"
"you fucking splatey kys my nigga"

by splatinium May 25, 2023

shlatey

A shity penis

You look at that guy's shlatey

by Shlatey lover123 April 28, 2021

Natty Splatty's

The diarrhea type version of shits you get after a night of drinking Natural Light

Dude, when i woke up this morning i had the worst Natty Splatty's ever

by goodfella695 January 9, 2008

Splatsy

To wet a clump of toilet paper and whip it at a wall so it sticks. When it dries out it will still be sticking.

Man did you see the splatsy in the bathroom? It was made up of at least four rolls of toilet paper!

by quack dealer January 9, 2012

Splatty Tomato

When you are given a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes, you are given a “Splatty Tomato.”

I don’t want to see that movie. It’s a Splatty Tomato.

by brad June 11, 2018

Splatty back

Splatty back when spooning and there's alot of pre cum

Awh babe you gave me splatty back

E snow

by E snow March 22, 2021

Splatoey

To fall on the ground and ultimately die.

Once the man jumped, he went splatoey on the ground.

by Breadyboi July 13, 2019