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1. A popular brand of baby formula containing viatmins and nutrients that newborns need for nutrition.

2. What sucka mc's who are much younger and less mature drink while being influenced by a better, older, and wiser rapper.
1. "John, will you pick up some similac for Emily at the store on your way home?"

2. "That nigga AZ tried to say that I deserve a platinum plaque; I was selling tapes out the trunk of my car when he was runnin' around drinkin' similac." - E-40
similac by TheTripleBizzle May 11, 2006
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a popular temporary tattoo that is placed on the shaft of the penis, sold in dark bars and clubs in the southwest, typically Arizona, used to solicit glory hole fellatio in crowded bathrooms where the providers have runny makeup and face piercings
It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.
similac by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Similac Santa 

Privileged white guy that begrudgingly pays for a poor couples baby formula during the Holidays.
When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.
Similac Santa by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019

Website similarity scam 

A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.
Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.

Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!

Tyler: I guess this is the website.

*gives money through PayPal.

*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!

Simulacrum

The concept of copies of something for which there is no original. Basically, copies of things that never existed. This concept usually deals with ideology as opposed to a physical "original" for which something can be copied.
A perfect example would be a 50s diner. They are all over, yet no diner in the 50s was anything like these commercial restaurants. The 50s diner is essentially the phsyical embodyment of the IDEA of the 50s as opposed to things that truly existed in the decade. This concept has been copied over the years, and now 50s diners are just about everywhere.

In a more recent example, simulacrum can be found in today's music. The genre of "new-new wave" has spread like a virus thanks to bands like The Killers and The Bravery. But if you go back and listen - it sounds nothing like new wave. Someone decided to call it new wave thanks to something like the use of synths and warbly guitar solos. Other bands then copied this style, and what you have are copies of copies of things that never really happened. Copies of "new wave" that doesn't really sounda thing like real, genuine new wave.
Simulacrum by clinto September 22, 2005

similak child 

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child
That similak child is drivin me wild
similak child by guy July 27, 2004
titties would be weird if one was not similar to the other
similar by Float September 7, 2003