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Pregnosis 

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.
Ex. Yo Bitch you Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids
Pregnosis by Nyneduce April 28, 2006
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Pregnosis 

1. The state of being dazed, confused, hormonal, horny, a cranky bitch etc.

2. Having (or thinking you have) a small psychic ability due to being pregnant.
1. Susan: "O my god i really wanna cry!"

Dave: "So do I. It's because of your pregnosis"

2. Susan: " My pregnosis sense is tingling, her womb is going to explode!!"
Pregnosis by Alexander J May 5, 2007
When someone looks pregnant, but they're actually just fat.
Jim: Hey is that chick pregnant?
Mike: Naw man she's pregnis.
Pregnis by Hatalie176 May 9, 2009

pregnosaur 

A derogatory word for a pregnant woman.

Made famous by Al Bundy in Married With Children in Season 6 Episode 5.
Al Bundy "This is the thing that can happen if you let pregnosaurs rule the earth."
pregnosaur by Rasta Clat January 13, 2010

Psygnosis 

Classic game developer from England that created Lemmings and the Wipeout series. Bought by Sony and eventually turned into Studio Liverpool before being shut down in 2012.
Wipeout is one of my favourite Psygnosis games
Psygnosis by FNKi May 31, 2021

Explosive Penosis 

Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.
Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis

No way man the sperm exploded his penis

Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis