butt trumpet

Severus Snape

Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"

::makes farting sounds::

by litchick48 July 27, 2010

Butt Trumpet

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole

My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass

by Littlefuckfucker69 May 31, 2019

Butt trumpet

Sound (farting) emitted from rectal area resembling that of the brass instrument.

My family has musical talent. Mother plays the BUTT TRUMPET every morning. Father is especially good playing the base.

by rrrwethereyet June 13, 2011

butt trumpet

thunderous flatulence

the butt trumpets heralded the arrival of the chocolate thunder god, Flatular!!

by dukey February 16, 2004

Butt trumpet

A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.

"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."

by Malcolm Nicoll April 17, 2006

Butt Trumpet

VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.

I was playing the butt trumpet yesterday after eating all that chili.

by habanaro May 26, 2010

butt trumpet

fart

here comes Bobby the butt trumpet

by Anonymous October 8, 2003