Goosed

Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.

Always associated in my mind with a British accent....

Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!

by badmartialarts October 15, 2004

goosed

Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.

“The tires on my bike are goosed”

“I was goosed after running a triathlon”

by Peter 'The Fist' Swift February 17, 2008

Goosed

To be high or under the influence of marijuana.
Synonym for zooted, zoinked, high, etc.

Dude 1: How was the party last night?
Dude 2: I was straight goosed

by Bagelnose November 18, 2020

goosed

To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!

So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .

by JayK February 16, 2006

goosed

Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'

I gave her a good plating then i goosed her

by sharking October 10, 2009

goosed

The unfortunate act of failing to eject correctly from your fighter jet by hitting the canopy; resulting in death.

The film Top Gun depicts this act when Maverick's F-14 goes into a flat spin and his navigator, Goose, gets pooped on. Thus getting goosed.

by Gr8 ballz o fire March 1, 2011

Goosed

Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"

by Eldritch August 29, 2003