Catteau 

a very small angry cat abuser that lives at the zoo with his cats. he loves nothing more than drag-clicking on his bloody a70 and abusing his cats. he has been known to scoff cat meat whilst watching degenerate anime filfth on his nintendo switch and playing Bedwars on hypixel.

all round he really needs to be reported to the rspca

"did you hear about that guy who abused his cat?"

"yeah, what an absolute catteau"

Catteau by Poundlanddan April 19, 2021

cateau 

If you ever meet one, make sure you run away as quickly as possible. Cateaus are known for being cold, manipulative, and just in general a very very bad time.

They appear to be shallow but will try to convince you otherwise. Don’t fall for it, they really are as superficial as they seem.

Cateaus tend to live their life through instagram instead of in real life. Don’t let the sweet profile fool you. In real life, she is a real piece of work.

Cateau didn’t do her dishes again? That’s so typical.

cateau by Catlady2653 November 22, 2021

Madi Catterucci

A fake little life sucking biatch who has zero idea how to keep a friend and is often found in New York or Rome, Italy. They usually stunt stuff they do not have. They constantly lie and never take responsibility for anything. Their really petty and are really just no good.

“Omg it’s Madi catterucci 😒”

-Unknown(<—for now)

Madi Catterucci by AnonymousSchoolGossip January 21, 2020