When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
The tendency to make tidy, or orderly in things with minor instances of untidiness or disorder without nessesarily exhibiting Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, which it's often confused for.
Unlike Obsessive Compulsive Disorder , Immaculism is a natural and common human behavior.
My Immaculism compelled me to straighten the picture framehanging there. It was just bugging me.
1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.
2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
“I just spent15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”