Jilderda

A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo bear!” to the tune of YMCA.

She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.

A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.

Jilderda by iwearclogswithsocks March 27, 2021

Jilderda

A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo bear!” to the tune of YMCA.

She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.

A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.

Jilderda by iwearclogswithsocks March 27, 2021