Peñalities 

A really rare Hispanic last name that usually people who eat too many pizza have.

You are eating too much pizza and you're Hispanic? You must be a Peñalities!

Peñalities by Arnesio Parapillo March 25, 2021

Peñalities 

A rare disease that a person can get by eating too many patties and being bare foot.

Don't be barefoot and eat those patties all day or you'll get peñalities!

Peñalities by Arnesio Parapillo March 25, 2021

peenalitis 

Inflammation of the penis.

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.

peenalitis by la the brightman March 20, 2010

Bovine Pigalities 

A cow with a pig personality.

Man, I wish that cow didn't act like a cat, I prefer bovine pigalities.

Bovine Pigalities by QQQQ December 13, 2006

friends with penalties 

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.

How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.

friends with penalties by heylookatthat December 24, 2014

Pornalities

Plural of "Pornality" (see definition).

Pornalities are words or expressions formed by fusing an older saying (usually trite or banal) with a new element to form a new meaning, usually more risque or graphic:

Examples:

With simple juxtaposition: "What can I do for you?" becomes, "What can I do you for?"

Fusion (sometimes called portmanteau) of two words:

TV's Bart Simpson fused CRAP + FANTASTIC and got CRAPTASTIC.

Said the hooker to the john: "It's a business doing pleasure with you."

Said the john: "And I love the fact that you observe all the Pornalities."

Pornalities by al-in-chgo May 15, 2010

penilties 

Word that a noob forum spammer, AKA bigdawg007, says when he means penalties and hasnt recieved a proper education to know how to spell.

~celebration penilties~
anyone see the terrible officiating in the georgia/lsu game. never been much of a offciating debater but, the out come of any game should never be affected by a bad call and there was two at the end of that game,SEC OFFICIATING IS FRIGIN TERRIBLE,learns the difference between celabrating with your teammates and taunting, which is what that rule is for anyways you friggin idiots,good game LSU an UGA,to bad the officials got in the way

penilties by Blacksleaf October 4, 2009