Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
Shantini is a wonderful person . She's easy to fall in love but her love is always real . She has a habit to give up easy but never does. The name and the person are alike because they are very unique and out the mix .To the man she's seeing now pleass treat her right she's the one . Stay pretty Shantini
A total whore who thinks she should be recognized as god's gift to human kind. Unfortunately she's a loser whore who is a failure in life, has low self esteem, and born with saggy tits and ass - imagine them today! No no.
She's seen too many dicks from childhood but pretends she's an angel. Not very bright in school, few friends, wants to live a gazillionaire life although she is as broke as a slum whore.
Man 1: Whoa, look at Shantini over there. She grown all old and saggy.
Man 2-100,000: who hasn't tapped that saggy ass. She was saggy slut when she was 18 and now everything's hitting her knees. What a sag bag.