The mullet of meetings. Rock concert meets classroom. Where explosive diarrhea of information is uncontrollably splattered all over your brain stem.
When event can't properly describe how fucking intense a meeting will be and seminar doesn't explain how much fucking knowledge will be injected into your frontal lobe, an eveminar is born.
Don't fucking miss the eveminar that's coming to town because you will fucking hate yourself when you find out how fucking insane it is.
The eveminar we just attended was so fucking powerful, my buddy's head literally flew off of his body while the speaktronaut was up there going crazy. (see speaktronaut)
An evexion is an erection that is caused, perhaps paradoxically, by an attractive female you like shutting down your advances hardcore. It vexes you that she totally brushed you off, but at the same time you admire her moxy so much you get a hard-on.
Man, Lindsay gave me an evexion when she totally ignored me that one time.
Eveion is a loving, loyal, caring, independent young women who gets hurt by the ones she loves. She is strong but has a breaking point! She is also conceited and can be a " playa " at times when she's at her lowest. Don't mess with her she's crazy.
person 1: who's the new girl?
person 2: that's eveion... isn't she just beautiful?!
person 1: yeah she's gorgeous! and I heard she's kind and sweet.
person 2: yeah but don't tick her off ! she has quite a temper on her.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.