The mullet of meetings. Rock concert meets classroom. Where explosive diarrhea of information is uncontrollably splattered all over your brain stem.
When event can't properly describe how fucking intense a meeting will be and seminar doesn't explain how much fucking knowledge will be injected into your frontal lobe, an eveminar is born.
Don't fucking miss the eveminar that's coming to town because you will fucking hate yourself when you find out how fucking insane it is.
The eveminar we just attended was so fucking powerful, my buddy's head literally flew off of his body while the speaktronaut was up there going crazy. (see speaktronaut)
An evexion is an erection that is caused, perhaps paradoxically, by an attractive female you like shutting down your advances hardcore. It vexes you that she totally brushed you off, but at the same time you admire her moxy so much you get a hard-on.
Man, Lindsay gave me an evexion when she totally ignored me that one time.
Eveion is a loving, loyal, caring, independent young women who gets hurt by the ones she loves. She is strong but has a breaking point! She is also conceited and can be a " playa " at times when she's at her lowest. Don't mess with her she's crazy.
person 1: who's the new girl?
person 2: that's eveion... isn't she just beautiful?!
person 1: yeah she's gorgeous! and I heard she's kind and sweet.
person 2: yeah but don't tick her off ! she has quite a temper on her.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"